Twitter Thread: Lies People Tell To Bail Out Of Awkward Work Situations

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mattstaff
Jun 12, 2021 11:00 PM EDT

So many of us are prone towards telling silly little white lies. It could be the result of just trying to keep things simple by not being completely, brutally honest. Or maybe you find yourself in a customer service gig where you're regularly putting up with all kinds of crazily entitled customers, and the lies are the only thing that keep the job vaguely manageable. 

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    Human body - makayla @makaylathinks ... i once worked with someone who told customers "sorry, it's my first day!" any time they messed up. for 2 years straight
    via @makaylathinks
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    Font - Long Liv (Taylor's Version) @folklorefandom Replying to @makaylathinks If you're in a sales job a great one to lean on is "corporate says we're not allowed to do that it's against company policy" and act annoyed with "corporate" about it. Then you can both blame someone else. Works like a charm.
    via @makaylathinks
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    Human body - Matt:: Justice For Breonna Taylor @mattybum25 Replying to @makaylathinks "Is there anymore in the back" "No sorry everything is out on the floor" A whole shipment in the back.
    via @makaylathinks
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    Rectangle - Barbtholomew ... @mightychance Replying to @makaylathinks whenever there's a complaint I always blame it on an imaginary new person
    via @makaylathinks
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    Rectangle - lau @lauramorrisxk Replying to @makaylathinks "i'm so sorry the card machine is being so slow today!" and i just haven't clicked the button e
    via @makaylathinks
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    Rectangle - krischa. ... @kr_sch_ Replying to @makaylathinks i have a co worker thats says "you're lucky its my birthday today! i get to have access to the best promotions!" he says it every. day. the dude is prolly a thousand years old.
    via @makaylathinks
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    Rectangle - Font - SaffronBurke @Sweet_Saffron Replying to @makaylathinks and @ThePrinxeVi At the haunted house I worked at we used to laugh and say "oh, I don't work here" when customers said "you're not allowed to do (thing)", just to spook them and make them run away. Then the owner said we couldn't anymore.
    via @makaylathinks
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    Rectangle - Rectangle - JARØÐ HIŁŁYARÐ O @jarodhillyard Replying to @makaylathinks i work in the garden section of a lowe's & when customers ask me questions i don't know the answer to i just tell them i'm only a forklift driver Imfao
    via @makaylathinks
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    Rectangle - Font - a bad kid who doesn't listen @mateovonchicago Replying to @makaylathinks I can speak Spanish well enough that I would pretend like I didn't know how to speak English
    via @makaylathinks
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    Rectangle - Rectangle - Anno Bonnano ... @Prairieopolis Replying to @makaylathinks I once worked with a waitress who told all her tables, every night, that it was her birthday and she had to work a double shift. Genius.
    via @makaylathinks
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    Rectangle - Mutley @nooouch Replying to @makaylathinks I spent a year in a department store saying ' That member of staff over there knows more about it than me ..'
    via @makaylathinks
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    Rectangle - Brandon Jensen @redrockYfan Replying to @makaylathinks Working at a restaurant we were always told that if the order didn't get out in to say that the food didn't meet the high standards we expect and so you made the cooks recook it
    via @makaylathinks
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    Rectangle - Leko_Sama @L3kx_Miyagi Replying to @makaylathinks Lmao when I worked in sales one of the top agents told every customer they share a birthday as soon as a customer gave up that information. Only man I know who knows all 12 zodiac signs and their dates till this day lol.
    via @makaylathinks
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    Rectangle - therealseanharvey @seanharvey1 Replying to @makaylathinks i worked for over a year on a cruise ship with a singer who claimed he was leaving the ship forever next week to play the lead role of a hit broadway musical in Japan. The crowd went wild every time and then we launched into the show's theme song.
    via @makaylathinks

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